Ok Sheep, Line UP! Obamacare's going down!

OMG! How could they let Obamacare stand??? How bad is that? We've got a big job to do. Lets pull out all the stops and get the campaign rolling. I mean let's face it, we have to repeal this disaster. I know, I know, it's almost like convincing millions of people to poke themselves in the eye with a sharp stick, but enough sheep, uhhh I mean voters, are still in our herd. Thank God for Citizen's United, as just controlling most of the media might not have been enough to pull this one off.

OK, so let's get started! We need to fire up all those cleaver little emails to get passed around. Slick TV spots that show how the seniors are all gonna loose their medicare, jobs will be lost, the feds will be tellin your doctor how to treat you (it's OUR job to decide what treatment we'll let the doctors give you), taxes will go up, and the economy will go bust. We need to lean on all those ad guys we pay big bucks to, to come up with some new stuff.  

Although most voters don't think too much, we need to keep feeding them new sound bites and keep that wool over their eyes, otherwise imagine what could happen:

• No caps on the lifetime insurance amount.
• This is crazy and will just KILL profits (instead of people we don't really need). I mean before (and now) insurance companies could just pay so much and then let you die. Now they're going to have to continue treatment even if it cuts into profits! How lame.
• No denial for pre-existing conditions.
• This one should be easy. We've already convinced most people that it's only fair that if you're already sick we shouldn't have to insure you. Almost no one realizes how many ways we can warp this one; denying almost anyone even though the "pre-existing" condition had nothing to do with what they need insurance for; or anytime they loose their existing insurance and they try to buy back in-Surprise!
• 85 % will HAVE to be used for healthcare.
• Talk about crazy! This is the greatest capitalist society in history. Why would any businessman ever want to use premium dollars for healthcare? Our goal as capitalists is to keep 100% of premiums for profit and so far we've only gotten to a little more than 30%. This is a real danger, could you imagine the problems if the sheep, errr voters (got to stop saying that, someone might actually report it some day) found out medicare administration costs are about 2%? They could start thinking (a disaster in itself) that their ability to see a doctor when they're sick is more important than billions and billions of dollars in profit.

There are lot's of other problems with Obamacare, and we surely don't want this to get worse. Before you know it the sheep could start thinking (there's that damn word again) that healthcare is a right and that if you get sick you should be able to see a doctor! Sheep! stand up for OUR rights! Don't let healthcare happen in this country! Repeal Obamacare NOW!

PS. Did you notice how cleverly we have the WHOLE country calling it Obamacare? A lot easier to tell the sheep to get rid of Obamacare than trying to convince them to reject "Affordable Care"! ah ha ha! Don't you just love herding and fleecing the sheep! It's so easy.